what’s the stupidest issue you’ve got visible change into a heated dispute?
Two women in church got into a loud, heated dispute before a service because one accused the other of taking herpew. (The exchange echoed – even above the organ prelude.)
The lady seated in her pew said, “It’s a church, I’ll sit wherever I please – you don’t own this pew.” The other said, “I’ve been sitting in this very spot every Sunday for over 40 years, and you’re not stealing it from me!”
It took the minister and 2 ushers to calm them down so that the church service could begin.